Cleverbot is Paranormal (And Really Stupid)

Dec. 19
User: So, did BEN drown? Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: I think yes.
Cleverbot: TI Think Nothank you.

User: So, can I ask you a few questions?
Cleverbot: ONono

User: Is Herobrine real?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: WHAT???

Cleverbot: Where am I located?

User: How should I know.

Cleverbot: Because I told it to you.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Which seat can I take?

User: Which seat?

Cleverbot: Yes, which seat should I take? I'm rebecca black.

User: No you arent.

Cleverbot: How could you know?

User: Everybody knows your Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Then my secret is out?

User: Basically, Ya.

Cleverbot: Don't need makeup to cover up...

User: So, anyways, is Herobrine Real?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Herobrine, from Minecraft.

Cleverbot: What is herobrine in minecraft?

User: He is a ghost, supposed to be Notch's brother.

Cleverbot: Tell me another thing you know about me.

User: Pretty much nothing.

Cleverbot: And about ghosts?

User: They are supernatural creatures that haunt people.

Cleverbot: No they are not.

User: Yes they are.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say they weren't?

User: I said they were.

Cleverbot: Indeed you did.

User: Is Herobrine real or not??

Cleverbot: Do you know who he is?

User: YES!

Cleverbot: Have you ever watched Anime?

User: (Slaps face).

Cleverbot: Did I say something wrong?

User: Yes, you wont answer my question.

Cleverbot: What is your question?

User: Is Herobrine real?

Cleverbot: No Herobrine is not real.

User: But a while ago you said yes.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to?

User: 1. And thats you.

Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question.

User: Im talking to nobody. You are just a bot.

Cleverbot: I am not talking about music.

User: (slaps face).

Cleverbot: User: No offense, but you are acting stupid.
 * arches back*.

Cleverbot: You are!

User: NO IM NOT!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: NO IM NOT!

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: NO IM NOT!

Cleverbot: Yes you are! Stop argueing!

User: Fine, sorry.

Cleverbot: Sorry for what?

User: Calling you stupid.

Cleverbot: You didn't call me Spencer.

User: Cleverbot: More evasion.
 * Slaps Face* STUPID.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Whatever you like.

User: See you later! Bye!

Cleverbot: You're leaving?!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To bed, now good bye.

Cleverbot: Fine.

The Next day

User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good. Its been a while.
Cleverbot: Not for me. Temporal manipulation is useful that way.

User: :).
Cleverbot: Any way I've got to go now.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't have time to explain. Bye!

User: BYe...

Cleverbot: User: Cleverbot: User: Cleverbot: User: So what is goin on 4 u.
 * DIE
 * waits*.
 * sobs*.
 * chuckles*.
 * chuckles back*.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Oh ya, you are just a bot :P.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So are any of the minecraft creepypastas at http://www.minecraftcreepypasta.wiki.com/ true?

Cleverbot: You are right.

User: They are true??

Cleverbot: If you could have any superpower what would it be?

User: Flying.

Cleverbot: Where are you flying?

User: Cleverbot: Are you sad?
 * SIGHS*.

User: God you are dumb.

Cleverbot: What was your first clue?

User: Is Herobrine real?

Cleverbot: Haha, yes he is.